Pardon my long hiatus but as unbelievable as it may sound, I think Jang Keun Suk is stalking me.
Go ahead, roll your eyes; laugh all you want but rest assured that I’ll be the one having the last laugh by the end of this post. Either way I must be the most shameless person in the world or it’s quite possible that this guy has a thing for me (I think it’s a bit of both)
But before I begin, here’s the low down on my stalker.
Name: Jang Keun Suk
Birthday: 4 Aug 1987
Nickname: Pscyho (See?? He even admits it!)
Nationality: South Korean
Filmography: Mary Stayed Out All Night, You’re Beautiful, The Case of Itaewon Homicide, Beethoven Virus….You’re My Pet (coming soon!!)
And now, the top 10 evidence to prove my point.
EXHIBIT #1: FASHION
You know what they say- birds of a feather, flock together? Or should I say fans of faux fur, flaunt together?
Spot the similarities? Beethoven Virus was aired in 2008
EXHIBIT #2: NOONA FACTOR
He seems to have a penchant for noonas and stated that he doesn’t mind dating someone 8 years older. I am 8 years older.
EXHIBIT#3: “WEE” SONG
He’s the ambassador for the Ministry of Education, Science & Technology. Check out the theme song. We+Education, We+ Emotion= WEE. By the way, my surname is “Wee”.
Oh! WEE, we can make it my friend~
(yes, yes I know but long distance relationships are a pain)
EXHIBIT #4: PARTY BUNNY
Back in the day I used to party a lot just like he does these days with his Lounge H. Now I dance at weddings and sleep on MY lounge. At a recent wedding, someone said I’m like the energizer bunny; I just go on and on and on….and inadvertently he wants to be a rabbit. Are you sure not a pig rabbit Geun Suk ssi? Dweji tokki, dweji tokki. Check out 4:30
EXHIBIT #5: 멍멍 (MONG MONG)
In Mary Stayed Out All Night he was constantly teasing Moon Geun Young’s character Wie Mae Ri by barking, “mong mong”. It literally means “woof woof” in English; which also happens to be my wrist tattoo since:
a) I love dogs
b) I was hallyu-cinating when I got it for my 30th (still am though)
EXHIBIT #6: SURNAME
Wie (Wee) Mae Ri? Oh c’mon! Why not Kim? Park? Yoon? Wie is such a rare Korean surname if you ask me.
EXHIBIT #7: MORE NAMES
Apart from being a dog lover just like yours truly, he named his dog Sophie Marcella Antoinette (affectionately known as Suni) Hang on a minute, Suni? He could have called her Sophie but no, and here’s the best part…one of my Chinese name is Suun. Suun(i) or Suni, they are both pronounced the same way 😛
EXHIBIT #8: HAIRDO
Dude, now that you’ve started this wave of ponytail bun updos and perm around Asia the least you could do is give me some credit for initiating the trend.
EXHIBIT #9: SCAR
It might not have inspired J.K Rowling but one cannot deny that Exhibits #6, #7 and now #9 are more than mere coincidence. Although mine may not be as romantic as tumbling down the stairs during a piggyback ride as a child, a scar is still a scar- even if it was from chicken pox. Go watch MSOAN and you’ll understand.
EXHIBIT #10: EELS
He calls his fans “eels”. In Korean “jangeo” means “eel” which happens to be his favourite dish too. And now for the ultimate discovery……my initials A. WEE L.S!
Muahahahahah!!! Eat your heart out, ladies.